Earth

Earth (also the world, in Greek: Gaia, or in Latin: Terra), is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System's four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to accommodate life. The earliest life on Earth arose at least 3.5 billion years ago. Earth's biodiversity has expanded continually except when interrupted by mass extinctions. Although scholars estimate that over 99 percent of all species of life (over five billion) that ever lived on Earth are extinct, there are still an estimated 10–14 million extant species, of which about 1.2 million have been documented and over 86 percent have not yet been described. Over 7.3 billion humans live on Earth and depend on its biosphere and minerals for their survival. Earth's human population is divided among about two hundred sovereign states which interact through diplomacy, conflict, travel, trade and communication media. Long before the dawn of civilization, the being known as Jerry took interest in humans, who were primitive in their evolutionary development. As a gift, he placed a large monolith upon the Earth that granted humans the cognitive skills that they possess today. Jerry found enjoyment by influencing human history with his many incarnations. In the year 2034, the Earth was destroyed by Jerry in an attempt to corral all humans onto his Jerry Co. space stations where he held total control. Later, in 2040, A cloned Earth named Goldfish was created as a replacement.

General Timeline of Jerry's Actions on Earth

 * Approx. 6M years BC - Jerry places the monolith on the Earth (in what is now known as downtown Detroit).
 * 6M to 2000 BC - Jerry amuses himself by observing early man banging sticks and each other for millions of years.
 * 1200 BC - Genghis Jerry unites the nomadic tribes of Asia and raises the Mongolian Empire.
 * 500 BC - Persian War between Persia and Greek city-states occur, Persia ruled by King Jerry XXI.
 * 300 to 100 BC - Rome ruled by Jerulus the Immortal.
 * 30 AD - Jesus Christ personally crucified by Jerry, who then proceeded to eat cereal in front of him for six hours as he died.
 * 480 AD - Western Roman Empire falls to the Berny Empire and Rabbis, Four Kingdoms Era begin. Jerry becomes king of the Aryan Tribe.
 * 2034 AD - Earth is destroyed by Jerry and ceases to exist.