INTERROGATION

Debriefing INTERROGATION of airman tim “eninco” [REDACTED]
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INTG: State your name for the record airman.

TIM: Your mom gay lol

INTG: Son, you do not wanna fuck with me right now

TIM: You’re right man, I really wanna fuck your mom tho lol

INTG: Alright, you know wha-

* ENINCO PLACES WEAPON ON TABLE*

INTG: Right, so how in the everloving FUCK did you get that in here?!

TIM: I’m good with my hands, ask your mom bicc boi, that’s written b eye sea sea b oh eye transcriber.

INTG: You special ops fuckers are insane, you know that right? You just waltzed in here with a fucking hold out pistol? YOU ARE IN CUSTODY RETARD, ITS OVER.

* EXPLOSION IS HEARD, ALARMS BEGIN TO BLARE*

INTG: What the f-

* SINGLE SHOT IS FIRED AND A THUMP IS HEARD, BONES ARE HEARD CRACKING FOLLOWED BY CLINKING METAL*

???: Ey tim, how’d you enjoy the gigglepit?

TIM: It was just swell dickbird, is he here?

???: Nah, you know Jerry doesn’t get his hands dirty anymore

TIM: Fair enough, lets dip.

???: Is that a tape recorder?

TIM: Yeah but I don’t think magnetic tape mixes too well with blood

* THE TAPE RECORDER WAS DIGITAL AND THEREFORE UNHAMPERED BY THE BLOOD*

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