The Nostalgia Critic

Summary
"Nostalgia Critic" (Real name Doug Walker) is a professional criminal that operates in Los Santos and Blaine County. He is described as a reserved man with an apparent taste for expensive clothing, weapons, and vehicles. He primarily works as a gun for hire but is known to have taken up jobs involving assassination and espionage. He is the rival of Shaggy and Black Scary during the Los Santos Schism.

Biography
Doug immigrated to America at a young age with his parents. He grew up in Los Santos in a poor, crime infested neighborhood. At the young age of eight, Doug had stabbed another child living in his neighborhood and blamed it on little Jimmy. At age 15, Doug had shot and killed a local drug dealer after a heated conflict about payment for one of Nostalgia Critic's jobs. At age 18, Nostalgia Critic had begun his career as a hired killer. He spent most of his 20's doing odd jobs for various criminal figureheads all across Los Santos. By age 30, Nostalgia Critic had made enough money and connections to retire and enjoy his newfound wealth; he still accepted assassination jobs and high profile work from time to time.

During the Los Santos Schism
Due to his prestige in the criminal world, Nostalgia Critic was offered to join a secret society of assassins known as The Blessings, he gladly accepted. As a member, he was required to develop an alternate persona for his work known as "Santa Christ". His first mission was to kill a high profile target: the super villain known as James Rolfe. His reward for completion would be a ridiculous amount of cash monies (around 10 billion rubles worth of subway gift cards and stolen paypal accounts).